‘I’m ready to endure horribly long awkward pauses’: Made In Chelsea's male cast mock themselves in hilarious spoof trailer for series five

While each series of Made In Chelsea brings a variety of new story lines, there are always a few constants and clichés that keep cropping up.
And in a trailer for series five the male cast of the show have taken all of those and used them in an amusing send up of the programme.
The spoof, that sees them mocking their onscreen selves, is filmed in the style of an overly dramatic motivational advert in which they declare they are ‘ready’ for the fifth series.

Are you ready? Spencer Matthews stars in a spoof trailer for the fifth series of Made In Chelsea

The advert begins with Jamie Laing saying: ‘It’s quite a thing getting ready for a new series.’

Spencer Matthews jumps in saying ‘you’ve got to be physically ready’, while Ollie Locke says ‘emotional ready’ and Francis Boulle adds ‘mentally ready' to the requirements.
While it commences in an overly dramatic style spoofing motivational adverts, it soon turns into a hilarious self-parody of the show.

Motivational: The video shows the members of the male cast, including Jamie Laing, mocking the E4 show

Cast clown: While the whole trailer is very funny, Francis Boulle has some of the more amusing lines

Addressing the shows now famous clichés, Jamie begins: ‘I’m ready to endure horribly long awkward pauses’
Spencer adds: ‘I’m ready to talk about relationships…a lot.’
Getting in on the joke, Ollie says: ‘I’m ready to have lots of arguments in public’, while Francis rather amusingly adds: ‘I’m ready to go dog walking with Millie.’

Send up: Ollie Locke gets into the spirit of the advert and has no trouble laughing at himself

The nostrils! Andy Jordan even jokes about his most prominent feature in the trailer

Amusing: Francis takes the mickey out of various things he does on the show

Andy, who caused a lot of trouble with the female cast last series says: 'I’m ready to sit around in bars and cafes for far more than is necessary.’
Next while pretending to do weights with his shades, Jamie says: ‘I’m ready to chew the corner of my sunglasses because I’m easily distracted.’
And then when it seems they have run out of things to mock, it cuts to Spencer saying: ‘ I’m ready to go to the river and think about things deeply…particularly relationship matters.’

Strike a pose: Spencer says he is ready to go to the river to think about things

Familiar: The reality star is often seen going to the river to think about his problems on the show, particularly relationship ones

As he says this he begins to gaze off into the distance in a hugely dramatic fashion, which is sure to raise a lot of laughs. 
Taking the mickey out of one of his more prominent features Andy says: ‘I’m ready to have huge nostrils.’
The hilarious trailer comes to an end with the cast members asking: ‘Are you ready?’.

Chew: Jamie laughs at the fact he always chews his sunglasses during filming

The series which is due to return to E4 soon, will feature all of the usual cast members including  Richard Dinan, Binky Felstead, Rosie Fortescue, Victoria Baker Harber, Cheska Hull, Stevie Johnson, Millie Macintosh, Ollie Proudlock, Louise Thompson and Mark-Francis Vandelli.
The Chelsea scene looks set to be rocked however with the arrival of new characters Francesca and Olivia Newman-Young, designer Josh Coombs and fashionista Phoebe-Lettice Thompson.
The sisters are pals of Millie Mackintosh and Andy Jordan and spend their days working in the music industry.

Public rows: Ollie says he is ready to argue in public a lot, which is something he regularly does on the show

Phoebe-Lettice may put  a few noses out of joint among the female cast members who think they are in the know when it comes to fashion, as she is a fashion assistant for Tatler.
She is also in an on/off relationship fellow new comer Josh, who runs his own design business.
The two newcomers from last series – Ashley James and Lucy Watson – who had a bit of trouble fitting in have also been confirmed as full-time cast members in the upcoming series.